Anonymous asked: Mycroft and John go searching for Sherlock. When they look in the mourge, Mycroft opens the door only a litte and hears banging and skin slapping coupled with "Ah, AH! Hmmmnnnn... Ah! More! More! Give me more!" "Twist your fingers in my curls!" Then he closes the door and turns to John and says "We were never here" to which John replies " No we were not"


Mycroft’s exact reaction upon opening the door:

Looking for badasses? Here’s one. Mrs Holmes was a genius in her field, field that is usually considered to be very uncommon for women to be into. She freely gave up possibly a very promising career for her family while her husband never dared to question her choice because he is “a bit of a moron himself” but considers this free choice of raising her children instead of concentrating on her career something that makes her incredibly attractive. The man is in love with her brain as well as her heart. One of her sons is in charge of “the security of the free world”. She only raises and eyebrow when he talks back at her and makes both of her grown up sons turn into 5-year-olds when she catches them doing something forbidden.

(Source: halloawhatisthis)


historic gardens of Europe by Julian Weyer



every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

this is really important.